超簡短的英文笑話1
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。
超簡短的英文笑話2
Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年?孩子：每年都是。
超簡短的英文笑話3
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.""Dont trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試�！薄安灰嘈艍簦H愛的'。據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反�！眿寢尨鸬��！澳敲矗艺嫦Ｍ诮裢淼膲糁�，我的其他功課都不及格�！睖氛f。
超簡短的英文笑話4
A：What’s on your hand?
B：Watch.
A：How to spell that?
B：T-H-A-T~
超簡短的英文笑話5
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table
一位歷史老師和他的妻子在吃飯
一、簡單英文小笑話簡短帶翻譯爆笑（精選五篇）
the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".
妻子問到：“工作上有什么新鮮事嗎?”丈夫回答說：“沒有，我是教歷史的�！�
